Lost: Champion brand “BAMA” white ringer tee with red trim/graphics. Features large elephant. $1000 reward for safe return.
Lost: Vintage multicolored striped beach towel. $100 reward.
Lost: Champion brand “BAMA” white ringer tee with red trim/graphics. Features large elephant. $1000 reward for safe return.
Lost: Vintage multicolored striped beach towel. $100 reward.
As Grandpa always says when he sees someone overspending, “More money than brains.”
Long story, but it involved making someone beautiful French toast and then failing to notice the mold in the maple syrup until after it was poured. Darn.
There is some truth to this expression, so I’m experimenting with faking that I’m a lottery winner. Just with cereal—not with computer purchases!
Another Kohl’s shopper once tried to encourage a fluffier choice, explaining that the towels I was considering were more for hotels. Um. . . got the idea from hotels!
Come on, kids! I’m not saying to wear nothing to bed. Just wear your exercise clothes, and it will strengthen your workout guilt in the morning.
This is especially true if you are hanging mini blinds and only use two out of eight screws provided. You’ll be back to put the rest in.
But always, always use spell check.
Possible responses when being scolded:
1. “It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
2. “Tell someone who cares.”
3. “$#!+ happens.”