Mostly forgettable TV quote (14): “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” (SpongeBob SquarePants) 

From “Band Geeks,” arguably the best episode of all time, this is a fun thing to say at random times or when mayonnaise is actually present.

The mayo moment

 

The song at the end—instant classic

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Mostly forgettable TV quote (12): “The brown cow has speckled spots.” (Good Times)

When I use this quote, I tentatively explain that Thelma said it while taking acting classes. Google isn’t helping much. I’ll have to rewatch the whole series.

 

I’m almost afraid I’m making this up.

 

But I’m really afraid I’m making up the memory of JJ in a crazy plastic jumpsuit. Another reason to watch.

 

Bookman. Another reason to watch.

 

Oh, sweet Penny.