When I was a kid my whole family would walk together on the beach wearing thongs. Now they are apparently called flip flops?
After her mom apologized for forgetting her birthday, this is what Samantha (Molly Ringwald) said. What a nice way to reassure someone who totally messed up!
you knock an almost-full 32-ounce container of yogurt onto your (stupidly) carpeted kitchen floor?
(Sorry–no time for a photo, but maybe you can picture it.)
I went to the prom in high school. Nowadays kids go to prom. Somehow, the “the” got dropped, and you’re old if you still say it!
your car hits 100,000 miles and you forget to watch for the big moment?
(Don’t worry! My trusty passenger took this picture!)
assume that people don’t like you and be right sometimes, or assume that people like you and be wrong sometimes? This should be an easy one, folks!
Recent observation: a person who is less than a month from retirement can hit “Reply All” to a supervisor’s email and provide entertainment for the whole office.
I’m terrible at conversation sometimes. Some people were talking about how serious tonsillectomies are, and all I could contribute was how easy Mrs. Brady made it look.
People are terrified of silence. I find myself guilty of this fear sometimes, just babbling nonsensically until I catch myself. Some people never seem to realize, though.