Goodbye, thimbleĀ 

I mainly chose it because my siblings got first pick, but I liked how it fit my pinky. Oh, and it brought me many Monopoly losses!

This captures it so nicely. Thanks, AP!

The news story
The Onion says it best


Time travel to-do list #1: Visit National Bakery in St. Catharines, Ontario (That’s in Canada, folks)

The butter tarts were fine, but I’d go back and load a tractor trailer with those buttery cookies the ladies would give us kids.


Mmm… I suppose I could ask for the recipe if the tractor trailer didn’t fit into my time machine…