Seriously, Dollar General?! (Oh, wait… it’s just a joke.)

I kid you not, dear reader(s). This was in the toy aisle last night. Thank goodness it’s only recommended for children four and older: 

Just take it all in… and only $2!


That face… just mocking the entire under-four crowd.


Choking Hazard Warning: Helps prep the kiddies for the future Surgeon General Warning.


Then again, I enjoyed fake smoking as a kid but have yet to try my first real cigarette.


Uh-oh. This is all giving me a terrible craving for a waxy, delicious chocolate cigarette from 30+-years-ago Niagara Falls, Ontario.