Mostly forgettable TV quote (8): “If I’m not back by 10, call the cops!”

For all you fans of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, this is a useful line to say (sing?) when (if?) you are going out somewhere. 

Watch at :37

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Seriously, Dollar General?! (Oh, wait… it’s just a joke.)

I kid you not, dear reader(s). This was in the toy aisle last night. Thank goodness it’s only recommended for children four and older: 

Just take it all in… and only $2!

 

That face… just mocking the entire under-four crowd.

   

Choking Hazard Warning: Helps prep the kiddies for the future Surgeon General Warning.

 

Then again, I enjoyed fake smoking as a kid but have yet to try my first real cigarette.

 

Uh-oh. This is all giving me a terrible craving for a waxy, delicious chocolate cigarette from 30+-years-ago Niagara Falls, Ontario.