For all you fans of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, this is a useful line to say (sing?) when (if?) you are going out somewhere.
Watch at :37
Month: December 2015
Seriously, Dollar General?! (Oh, wait… it’s just a joke.)
I kid you not, dear reader(s). This was in the toy aisle last night. Thank goodness it’s only recommended for children four and older:
Just take it all in… and only $2!
That face… just mocking the entire under-four crowd.
Choking Hazard Warning: Helps prep the kiddies for the future Surgeon General Warning.
Then again, I enjoyed fake smoking as a kid but have yet to try my first real cigarette.
Uh-oh. This is all giving me a terrible craving for a waxy, delicious chocolate cigarette from 30+-years-ago Niagara Falls, Ontario.
Don’t you love it when… (9)
you go to Tim Hortons and redeem coupons for free coffee, and the nice man at the counter gives you a dozen donuts for no apparent reason?
I thought he was going to give me a couple, but he just kept adding more and more…
Lottery to-do list #10
10. Go to amazon.com. Turn on 1-Click ordering. Move everything from “Saved for later” to Cart. Click. Then order more stuff whenever.
This is the never-deleted stuff at the “bottom” of my cart. Maybe I’ll just need to start over?
Super helpful advice 15: Don’t settle for less (or Restaurant etiquette taught by my grandfather in a place where refills were free anyway)
If you get this
cup of coffee,
ask the waitress,
“You call that a cup of coffee?”
Once it’s filled say,
“Now that’s a cup of coffee.”
Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 14 (or is it The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 28?)
it’s noon on the day after Christmas (Boxing Day to some), and the tree is still up? Get going!
Before…
…and after. On the way to the garage…
The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 27 (Christmas potpourri)
Michael Scott’s assessment: “Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
Aunt Bethany’s blessing:
“God bless us every one!” said Tiny Tim, the last of all. 
The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 26 (Wrapping question)
How many times can I lose the scissors (or tape, for that matter) while sitting in one area? Note to self: start wrapping sooner.
Gift bags are so handy, but not as fun to open.
My shopping/wrapping diet
The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 25 (Shopping)
I’m almost speechless about this topic right now. Could I start my Christmas shopping for next year on December 26th of this year??? Someone please remind me…
I don’t want to!
The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 24 (“White Christmas”)
Shh… I’m not dreaming of a White Christmas and will accept a Muddy, 50° Christmas. Green would be better, but I’ll take what I can get.
http://youtu.be/wbfgVEk-mxQ
Irving Berlin probably didn’t have to drive anywhere on Christmas.
