Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 26

you hear “please and thank you” before you’ve even decided to honor a request? Please refrain from doing this. (You will? OK.) Thank you.


Classifieds: Conesus Lake Area

Lost: Champion brand “BAMA” white ringer tee with red trim/graphics. Features large elephant. $1000 reward for safe return.

Artist’s rendering. Logo may be slightly faded, and fabric may have algae-related discoloration.

Sketch with 30+ year age progression.

Lost: Vintage multicolored striped beach towel. $100 reward.

Artist’s rendering of towel. May now have zebra mussels attached.

Sketch with 30+ year age progression.