it’s time to eat your emergency Almond Joy out of the glove compartment, and your copilot informs you that he ate it a couple of weeks ago?
Note to self: Hide it better next time!
I kid you not, dear reader(s). This was in the toy aisle last night. Thank goodness it’s only recommended for children four and older:
Just take it all in… and only $2!
That face… just mocking the entire under-four crowd.
Choking Hazard Warning: Helps prep the kiddies for the future Surgeon General Warning.
Then again, I enjoyed fake smoking as a kid but have yet to try my first real cigarette.
Uh-oh. This is all giving me a terrible craving for a waxy, delicious chocolate cigarette from 30+-years-ago Niagara Falls, Ontario.
This is the perfect way to mark the holiday after a week on the beach in Fort Myers and a long day of airline travel.
4 simple ingredients: pretzels, jelly beans, toast, and popcorn.
In case you wondered where it originated…
10. Apples (Nature’s candy?)
9. Rocks (Poor Charlie)
7. Necco Wafers (Sliced sidewalk chalk?)
6. Tootsie Rolls
4. 10-year-old Snickers (previously frozen)
3. Banana-flavored anything
2. Starlight mints
1. Unwrapped, stale, fruit-flavored marshmallows
10. Chocolate Pudding
9. Lemon Drop
7. Caramel Corn
6. Bubble Gum
3. Sizzling Cinnamon
2. Juicy Pear (sometimes climbs to #1)
1. Buttered Popcorn (sometimes drops to #2)
Find your favorite flavors here, and feel free to share in a comment!
7. Buy a large glass jar and fill it with Buttered Popcorn and Juicy Pear Jelly Bellys®.
This will work great!
Wint-O-Green: always in Grandma’s purse
Five Flavors: classic; lemon and lime now raspberry and watermelon???
Butter Rum: best. flavor. ever.
Cryst-O-Mint: refreshing fad
Gummies: kids these days!
Don’t even get me started about the Sweet Storybooks! (Image/retroist.com)
What? My pockets are clean! Some days are tough, and a pocketful of Jelly Belly® jelly beans provides a needed boost.
No, I am not affiliated with Jelly Belly® jelly beans, but I do love them. Somehow, I don’t think any part of my true confession will become a slogan. . . Tough day? How about a pocketful of Jelly Bellys®? (Image/wikpedia.com)
These were part of my initiation into the world of dieting. I’m thinking they had about the same nutritional value as a handful of Cap’n Crunch cereal.
Oh, these were supposed to be a meal? Oops. I thought of them more as cookies. (Image/favosity.com)