Mostly forgettable TV quote (14): “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” (SpongeBob SquarePants) 

From “Band Geeks,” arguably the best episode of all time, this is a fun thing to say at random times or when mayonnaise is actually present.

The mayo moment

 

The song at the end—instant classic

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The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 1 (Frosty the Snowman in numbers)

A ticket to the North Pole would cost $3000.04.

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“No money, no ticket!”


Professor Hinkle must write his apology 100 zillion times.

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“Now you go home and write, ‘I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty’ a hundred zillion times, and then maybe—just maybe, mind you—you’ll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.”


One young girl is left on a roof.

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Looks like a safe spot. Bye!