Peel an orange.
Put segments in the fridge, uncovered.
Forget about them for a day or three.
(They will have a strange but irresistible crunch.)
Works with any kind of orange!
Directions: Dip fries in milkshake or stuff a fry into the straw and try to drink around it.
*recipe not personally tested in 30+ years
**or your choice of flavor (vanilla has also been tested and is acceptable, Shamrock is dubious, and does anyone even like chocolate shakes?)
From “Band Geeks,” arguably the best episode of all time, this is a fun thing to say at random times or when mayonnaise is actually present.
The mayo moment
The song at the end—instant classic
Oh, kiddies. If one food happens to touch another on your plate, fear not. Your taste buds may complain, but your stomach loves applesauce-flavored mac and cheese!
This is nice, but we might as well throw it into a big bowl and stir…
Grandpa will make food for you. He’ll give you the very food off his plate. But please don’t ask him for a bite of his sandwich. Gross.
you have to take a break in the middle of a workout but happen to find some chocolate chips on the way back? Oh, have a few!
Be right there, Jillian!
Have some water (any temperature) when you eat ice cream. 😋
This makes me so thirsty!
Some ice cream shops have a lovely water cooler available.🙂 Others make you buy bottles.🙁 Of course, it’s cheaper to eat ice cream and drink water at home!😮
This is technically a pizza order* (shh), but it’s perfect for the non-cheese-eating crowd. Not quite tomato pie, but decent.
*Order may need to be repeated/explained.
“Yes, just sauce. No cheese. Yes, I’m sure. Yep, just crust and sauce. Uh-huh. 20 minutes? OK, thank you.”
When someone is crying hysterically, do not hand that person a comforting orange, even if it is an easy-peel mandarin.
It tasted fine, but…
you go to Tim Hortons and redeem coupons for free coffee, and the nice man at the counter gives you a dozen donuts for no apparent reason?
I thought he was going to give me a couple, but he just kept adding more and more…