The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 2 (Gift ideas, compliments of Family Ties)

A cup of coffee
Beef jerky
A TV Guide (Are these still for sale?)
A 6-pack of cough syrup
“Bald No More” (Existence unknown)
Clean laundry



The 27 Days of Christmas: Day 1 (Frosty the Snowman in numbers)

A ticket to the North Pole would cost $3000.04.

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“No money, no ticket!”

Professor Hinkle must write his apology 100 zillion times.

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“Now you go home and write, ‘I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty’ a hundred zillion times, and then maybe—just maybe, mind you—you’ll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.”

One young girl is left on a roof.

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Looks like a safe spot. Bye!