Did you ever have to pay the friendship tariff by buying things such as Tupperware or fancy bags or overpriced nail stickers or ridiculously expensive costume jewelry?
Yes, I hosted a party once. No, I will never do it again. I still have the guilt and the jewelry I never wear.
Original cost: $162 (plus shipping!)
“Annie” said this when serving pie to her “family”. Whenever anyone in my house asks me to bring them something, they know I will use this line.
Here it comes… time for a pie in the face?
Have you not seen this movie yet?
1. Buy a house near on the boardwalk in Ocean City, New Jersey. Walk on the boardwalk every day. Eat hundreds of some large Kohr Bros. orange vanilla twist cones.
The actual OCNJ boardwalk, a bit blurry.
When the “powers that be” target good individuals and treat them terribly, this quote is what comes to mind to say to those good individuals.
Did you read this in high school? (Wikipedia)
I’m getting jealous of all those European-style vehicle stickers telling what people have been up to, so I made some prototypes for my car:
Another Drawing Desk app success story!
It’s hard to imagine someone not enjoying a delicacy (black licorice, for example), but try to understand this person’s perspective by thinking of something that disgusts you.
Wikilicorice. What’s not to love? Thanks, Wikipedia!
When Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) said his shorts were the wrong color in the poster, this was the fight promoter’s reply. Use this when worrying about unimportant stuff.
You’re not supposed to tell people to shut up. However, it is very useful in the sense of “No way!”:
A: Donald Trump just became president.
B: Shut up!
Slow down. Enough said.
A brilliant person told me this throughout my childhood whenever I was looking for something that seemed lost forever. Now I say this to my own kids.
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