Lottery to-do list #19

Go to Michaels or A.C. Moore and deliberately buy something without a coupon. (And then resist the urge to return it and use a coupon.)


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Mostly forgettable movie quote 13: “Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?” (The Breakfast Club)

Bender said this to the principal and got the memorable “Don’t mess with the bull. . . you’ll get the horns” response, but this Barry Manilow line is useful.

This is in no way meant to disrespect Barry. Love him! Used to jam to this album in the basement with my sis.

Had this one too. “Copacabana” was on this. Need I say more?

Lottery to-do list #18

18. Buy really expensive cereal (We’re talking $4/box!) such as Cracklin’ Oat Bran and Raisin Nut Bran. Don’t even use a coupon.


Like I would even shop at Walmart!


I would have my kitchen staff make me bowls of “delicious covered raisins and slivered almonds.” Then I would generously allow them to eat the flakes.