you’re frantically searching for your smartphone and remember that you’re currently talking on it? Maybe it’s because you don’t use it all that much for talking anymore.
the furnace breaks? Hey, at least it’s the end of April this time and not the middle of January!
it’s time to eat your emergency Almond Joy out of the glove compartment, and your copilot informs you that he ate it a couple of weeks ago?
other people click their pens? Good thing it’s not annoying when you yourself do it!
you have to take a break in the middle of a workout but happen to find some chocolate chips on the way back? Oh, have a few!
someone laughs when you announce that you want to become a body builder, so you decide it’s probably a silly idea?
you do something and instantly regret it, like when Laverne put the glove on the beer bottle in the Laverne and Shirley opening theme?
At about :53
you’ve been waiting so long for something that when the moment finally arrives you feel just like Ralphie meeting Santa in A Christmas Story?
you are running out of pages in a book, and you know it can’t possibly end the way you really need it to end?
you wake up and have no idea what planet you’re on, and it takes a few minutes to remember? At least you had a deep sleep.