Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 24

you’re frantically searching for your smartphone and remember that you’re currently talking on it? Maybe it’s because you don’t use it all that much for talking anymore.

Hi, buddy.


Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 19

someone laughs when you announce that you want to become a body builder, so you decide it’s probably a silly idea? 


It would only take me a few more weeks to reach this, though . . .


Potential problems with this upper body include: I’d hate giving up t-shirts, my arms don’t even contain all those muscles, I’m leery of performance-enhancing substances.