Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 26

you hear “please and thank you” before you’ve even decided to honor a request? Please refrain from doing this. (You will? OK.) Thank you.


Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 19

someone laughs when you announce that you want to become a body builder, so you decide it’s probably a silly idea? 


It would only take me a few more weeks to reach this, though . . .


Potential problems with this upper body include: I’d hate giving up t-shirts, my arms don’t even contain all those muscles, I’m leery of performance-enhancing substances.