We’ll get USA vs. Canada, just like the one at Jilly’s Arcade in Ocean City, NJ. Someone has to sacrifice and be USA each time, though.
Someday, these prices will be pocket change!
Lottery to-do list #22: Buy bubble hockey
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Household glossary 2: “cheeseball move”
cheeseball move a cheap, corny, or tacky action
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Example: It’s a cheeseball move to invite people to a party without telling them where or when it is.
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It’s not about moving cheese balls. Don’t take it so literally!
Secret family recipe 19: Kitchen table s’mores party!
Ingredients: marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers
Equipment: skewers, lighter, plates, willing participants
Directions: Patiently brown marshmallows. S’more ’em up!
Tip: Broiling will work but jeopardize the micro-campfire feel.
Wikipedia stock photo. Darn! Why didnt I take pictures?!
Super helpful advice #22: Don’t prepare food indoors while wearing sunglasses.
Long story, but it involved making someone beautiful French toast and then failing to notice the mold in the maple syrup until after it was poured. Darn.
“OK, we’ll go for a walk just as soon as I finish making this French toast.”
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It was really beautiful and velvety.
Yes, it did end up in the trash.
Bye, old buddy! (2)
Only 77,000 miles in 11 years–always losing out to minivans.
Despite your bum driver’s side speaker and door, you were a good, basic model.
I can’t even speak your trade-in value.
Almost as shiny as the day we bought you.
I had this broken fob fixed up real nice with some zip ties.
Mom always says, Post #14: “Does the sun rise and set?”
Forget “Is the sky blue?” and “Is the Pope Catholic?” If someone asks something really obvious, use this lesser-known idiom in response.
Some kid used my phone to take this picture as I drove home at sunset one evening.
Don’t you love it when (19). . .
you wake up and experience that moment of realization that it’s Saturday?! 
Don’t thank me…
unless you can handle my response, which won’t necessarily be “You’re welcome” but could be one of these:
“Sure.”
“Yep.”
“No problem.”
“Mmm-hmm.”
(Smile)
(Nod)
The basics
Today’s stats
Phones I left at home today: 1
Times I wondered stuff and couldn’t look it up: 28
Extra brain cells used today: 9,437,219,563
Don’t you hate it when…, Issue 23
the furnace breaks? Hey, at least it’s the end of April this time and not the middle of January!
Hello, heat source!
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