I kid you not, dear reader(s). This was in the toy aisle last night. Thank goodness it’s only recommended for children four and older:
Just take it all in… and only $2!
That face… just mocking the entire under-four crowd.
Choking Hazard Warning: Helps prep the kiddies for the future Surgeon General Warning.
Then again, I enjoyed fake smoking as a kid but have yet to try my first real cigarette.
Uh-oh. This is all giving me a terrible craving for a waxy, delicious chocolate cigarette from 30+-years-ago Niagara Falls, Ontario.
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