Overheard at a funeral home…

Funeral director (opening door): “Good night. See you soon.”*

Departing mourner (too loudly?): “I sure as hell hope not!” 

*On Funeral Skills 101 textbook’s “Banned Phrases” list 

An excerpt from The Modern Undertaker’s Guide to Less Creepy Behavior (15th ed., p. 842)

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