True confession 6: Five reasons I don’t have pets

5. Fish tank heater incident of 2007

4. For honest “pet-free home” status on eBay

3. Boardwalk hermit crabs don’t live long

2. Do composting worms count?

1. Two words: wet dog

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6 thoughts on “True confession 6: Five reasons I don’t have pets

  1. I’m having a déjà vu.

    If you can’t pet it it’s not a pet. You should get a cat tho. Women love cats.

    I went dog searching today at an animal shelter and all the dogs are in their own little cage watching you walk by hoping you’ll pick them. And if it wasn’t the right color or breed I just walked by and felt so shallow. But then I assumed if they don’t find a home in a certain period they get put down which made me feel better about my shallowness. But I have no idea what happens to them so my feeling better about my shallowness may have been based on nothing.

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    • Some thoughts:

      It’s great that you want to rescue a dog, so just ignore #1 on my list. Unless it’s a “no-kill” shelter you are probably assuming correctly.

      You can pet composting worms, but I choose not to.

      Women love cats???

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